Monday, October 05, 2009

Why paddling is better than sex


Abridged from links above:

13. It's perfectly respectable to paddle with a total stranger.

10. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you paddle by yourself.

7. You can have a paddling calendar on your wall at the office, tell paddling jokes and invite coworkers to paddle with you without getting sued for harassment.

3. Nobody expects you to give up paddling if your partner loses interest in the sport.

1. Your paddling partner will never say, "What? We just paddled last week! Is that all you ever think about?"